Crazy 8’s

Get this shit: Mr. Fabulous has tagged me to do a meme. I’m not one of those assholes who refuses to do memes especially if they are easy which this one sort of is. Thus, I have obliged his Fabulousness with the Crazy 8’s questions and my answers are below. Perhaps you will learn something abot me. In fact, I’ll add my own twist and ask that you leave a comment stating at least one fact that you have gotten about me from this trainwreck.

Here goes it:

8 Things I’m Passionate About :

1. My babies and the Hubster
2. Politics
3. Writing/Blogging
4. Teaching young virgins how to have sex
5. Fighting injustices like the liberal hippie that I am
6. promoting open-ness and understanding and tolerance
7. designing/inventing/decorating/creating…. things.
8. causing happiness and laughter in others

8 Things I Want to Do Before I Die:

1. work in northern India with the Buddhist refugees
2. go to Africa/South America/Cambodia on an aide mission
3. feel content
4. watch my babies grow up
5. build a tree house
6. visit Auschwitz
7. make peace with my father
8. make peace with myself

8 Things I Say Often:

1. Get the fuck outta here!!! (in disbelief)
2. I’m sorry. (I fuck up a lot)
3. Right??? (when I agree with something you have said)
4. Put that in my eulogy.(said to Dean every time I feel I have said something wise or witty)
5. Let’s have sex. (said to everyone)
6. Go suck yourself, Rubberneck. (a quote from The Corndog Man… possibly the greatest movie ever made.)
7. I think I have the AIDS/Cancer/Grippe/Consumption/Scurvy/Tuberculosis. (everytime I cough, sneeze, sniffle or am tired.)
8. I will love you even if you grow up to be a circus clown/ ditch digger/ porn star/Republican. (said to my children)

8 Books I’ve Read Recently:

1. The Theory and Practice of Hell by Eugene Kogan
2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling
3. Jesus and Buddha: The Parallel Sayings
4. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
5. The Art of Happiness by The Dalai Lama
6. Rampage: The Social Roots of School Shootings by Cybelle Fox
7. Raising Cain: Protecting the Emotional Life of Boys by Dan Kindlon and Michael Thompson
8. Death Dealer by Rudolf Hoess

8 Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over:

1. No Surprises by Radiohead
2. Karma Police by Radiohead
3. Beyond the Sea by Boddy Darin
4. Supply and Demand by Amos Lee
5. Summertime by Janis Joplin
6. See the World by Gomez
7. Slow Dance by John Legend
8. Here Comes the Sun by Ben Harper

8 Things That Attract Me to My Best Friends :

1. tolerance and open mindedness
2. depth of character
3. humor
4. they understand my moods
5. realistic standards
6. the ability to move past little shit
7. I particularly like the ones who don’t try to sleep with my husband. Except for Fab. He’s allowed.
8. liberalism

8 People I Think Should Do Crazy 8’s :

1. Brian
2. Jasmine
3. Andrew
4. Tug
5. Jolie
6. Perez Hilton
7. Anndi
8. Neo

So there.