Inside the mind of America’s (raunchy, foul mouthed, overly opinionated, sexually aggressive, incredibly offensive, fly by the minute, ridiculously absurd, often times erratic, psychologically questionable) Sweetheart.

Won’t someone think of the children??? September 26, 2007

Filed under: Relentless Begging — the108 @ 12:33 am

Lookit that face. Just look at it. Isn’t he DARLING????

You know who else is darling?? You. You’re adorable. I say this because you are all such decent and amazing people. You are extremely well endowed men and women with perky, voluptuous breasts. You there.. on the computer.. Yeah, I’m talking to you. You’re awesome. The other day when you said that thing you said… that was fucking hilarious. And YOU… on the other computer. You is fiiiine.

Great, wonderful people of the blogosphere, I just really want to tell you all how much you MEAN to me. Surely, there are no finer people on earth than those who visit the108, drop in to share some laughs, weep with me during the tough times to show support…

You guys are my rock, my strength… my passion for living. And did I mention that you men have the biggest penises I’ve ever seen and that you women don’t look a day over 25?

I hope so… because it’s so very true.

Good people of the cyberworld… I am…a humble person. I don’t like to come on here and toot my own horn or anything although, I might toot yours if you’re nice and have recently bathed. I am just a simple wife and mother to FOUR beautiful children.

It is one of these darling angels who I think of as I sit here and shamelessly exploit myself for the sake of… the school fund raiser.

Naturally, this is waaay out of my character as I usually have a much greater tendency to be timid, shy even… but for the love of my child I will come forward and get down on my knees and beg or do other things that could earn my kid top sales in his class.

Can I speak honestly here? Excellent.

Allow me to be blunt when I say that Matthew sort of gets treated like shit at school. He is quite honestly, the underdog, the unpopular kid who gets picked on relentlessly by a bunch of bullying little shits who I’d like to knock down and beat with baseball bats. But this is illegal and so when my child comes to me with this friendly little competition between classmates, I see it as an opportunity to wipe their asses in Matthew’s great victory.

I would so adore seeing him outsell the pompous little shits in his class. They call him names and make fun of him because he’s a tad emotional.(who isn’t??) They taunt him until he is compelled to kick the crap out of them and then they run screaming to the principal like the little bitches that they are.

I simply cannot give them one more thing to rub in POOR Matthew’s face.

It is this need for vengeance concern for my beloved child that brings me to call upon me the army of well endowed, perky breasted companions of the cyberworld that I have and to ask for the generosity of the written word… and the personal check or credit card.

Matthew has never done something like this and is eager to go door to door and has even written himself a little jingle to sing to the patrons of the various homes he shall be loitering at. This is his very first experience in the wonderful world of marketing and sales and I should hope to encourage him to excel.

What I mean by that is that I want to see him win and then right when he’s about to throw it in the faces of these savage bully assholes, I shall step in to explain to him how to be the bigger man. Then, the next time I am at the school, I will gently rub it in their faces myself.

Because there is nothing too good for my Matthew.

So, I implore you, BEG you even… to buy some of this outrageous crap just for the sake of sticking it to the shithead bastards in his class. The merchandise is cute, it’s cheap, but knowing that you helped put a smile on the face of a young boy is just so damned rewarding.

Trust me. I speak the truth.

The website is right here and you may need Matt’s seller identification number which is ebd7576. The sale ends 10/10/07 so times a wastin’ ,you deliciously generous, massively empathetic souls out there.

At least go in and have a browse, would you? No pressure or anything, you sexy, intelligent, wise, engaging, humorous, compassionate, giving, talented, under appreciated people, you.

And don’t forget… I’m a minister, now. May GOD bless you all….


Today’s the day!!! September 22, 2007

Filed under: Relentless Begging,Shameless Self Advertisement — the108 @ 5:00 pm

The time has come!

It’s been so extremely slow here in Bloggerland that I worry that everyone will forget about the very first show on Bloviation Nation happening this very morning on Blog Talk Radio.

There is a slight chance that I may end up sitting there drunk at 9 in the morning and talking to no one at all… but that’s just the kind of shit I’m into! Hopefully, Miss Turn will show up and share with us some of her dirty little secrets and I hope that we can get some people to call in and join in the fun.

Tune in at 9 AM west si-iiiide time which would be noon for all of you east coast fuckers, if anything to prevent me from feeling stupid!!!

We’re hoping for a ridiculously good time with lots of lewd behavior and inappropriate fun! Access the site by clicking on the badge below and then mark it to your favorites and tell everyone you know to tune in! I’m hoping to be rather sauced for this maiden shindig so hopefully, I won’t be passed out drunk leaving poor Turn to go it alone 🙂

I shall entice all you men into tuning in by promising that there will be a lengthy discussion about Turnbaby’s boobs. And if you’re realll nasty… maybe we’ll talk feet.

Hope to see you there!

If you’d like to call into the show then dial 1(347) 215-8189 or you can chat it up with us on yahoo messenger under kyramuchmore.

If you are a real douche with poor taste in radio shows unable to hang out with us live, then you can listen in later on the archives!

Hope to see you all there!