I pulled my vagina just now. Doing pilates of all things. I made it through cardio at six A.M. and yoga at 9:30 and my vagina finally gave out about midway through my pilates session.
This has never happened before. What does it mean? Is my vagina out of shape? Am I dealing with a lazy pussy?
I haven’t had to ice my nillies in quite a while. Currently, the Jolly Green Giant is giving me a wicked round of the cunnilingus if you know what I mean.
(That was sexy speak for me sitting on a bag of frozen corn.)
(LOL. I’ve been cornholed for real this time.)
Yoga makes me high.