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Song writing contest– Mr. Fabulous January 13, 2008

Filed under: Dean-o — the108 @ 7:04 pm

The first person to submit lyrics to the song writing contest was none other than Mr. Fabulous…. and, holy cow, did he write a doozy. When I opened up my email and read Hello Kitty Hard On, I spit my coffee right out of my fuckin’ nose. I was very curious as to Dean’s reaction when I came to him with this and was expecting horror. Instead he laughed his ass off before realizing that he was going to be singing it. Then, the horror set in. By the time he had finished writing the music to Fabby’s lyrics, he was having a damn good time and really jammed out during the recording session even adding his own touch of humor to the end of the song that you don’t see here in Fabby’s lyrics. Now, he has actually added the song to his “performance list” and admits that he and Fabby are geniuses.

Our second song is being worked on today and hopefully recorded tonight with lyrics written by the ever so talented Jolie Jordan. We’ll have to wait and see what Dean-o comes up with for hers 🙂

In the meantime, I give you Hello Kitty Hard On with lyrics written by the amazing Mr. Fabulous. Below the lyrics is a music player where you can hear the song for yourself. Enjoy!


So hard getting up in the morning knowing what lies in store
Those catcalls and nasty glances are getting harder to ignore
No one understands me; I’m the scourge of the whole city
It’s tough being an adult male who’s in love with Hello Kitty.

I get lost inside those little black dots my baby’s got for eyes
I see the longing in her gaze, I hear her plaintive cries
I’d like to spirit her away from this town so void of pity
And marry her in Vegas; Mr. and Mrs. Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty, you were made for me
And you come with a money back guarantee
I got feelings for you that I can’t suppress
And I’m craving a peek under that little pink dress
I wanna settle down, wanna be your spouse
I want you to bat me around like a little bitch mouse

Hello Kitty, my love, I know it’s all a crazy dream
No plan that we can execute; no strategy, no scheme
For I am but a simple lonely slightly disturbed man
And you a fictional character from the island of Japan


10 Responses to “Song writing contest– Mr. Fabulous”

  1. Bond Says:

    Good Job Dean-O

  2. Mr. Fabulous Says:

    He did an awesome job. I’ll write songs for Dean anytime!

  3. Robin Says:

    Ok, I have to know if my husband inspired this song, did he? I swear, I almost want this to be our wedding song it’s so fucking perfect!

  4. Gemini Says:

    Oh my God!! That was great!


  5. Susie PSU Says:

    I thought the lyrics were f-ing hysterical, but the SONG is fantastic!! You seriously need to find some competition to enter it in!!

  6. the108 Says:

    BOND: Dean says Thanky Mr. Bond 🙂

    MR. FABULOUS: It came out pretty good, huh? You have a gift, my friend.

    ROBIN: You’ll have to ask Fabby since he wrote it…LOL.

    GEMINI: Glad you enjoyed!

    SUSIE: Right???

  7. the_boy_blunder! Says:

    hey really nice song! you have a great voice!

  8. TopChamp Says:

    ha ha. funny and tuneful… can’t beat a combo like that. Talented duo – I like it x

  9. Irv Says:

    I’d buy it! Great job guys.

  10. jolie-jordan Says:

    Great song. Record that puppy and make some money. Good job Dean and the lyrics are great…very clever Mr. Fabulous.


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