The University of Michigan is offering a course for people who would like to learn how to be gay.
I’m not making this shit up, either.
Just in case you might be interested in learning how to be gay, you can check out the course schedule and description here. If you’re sorta iffy or unsure on whether or not you’d like to give it a shot, then maybe you could meet with your local priest first for advisement but hurry up… I’m sure the classes will be full before you know it.
This class doesn’t just show you how to be gay but it also shows you how NOT to be gay. Here is an excerpt I ganked off the University of Michigan websire:
“At the core of gay experience there is not only identification but disidentification. Almost as soon as I learn how to be gay, or perhaps even before, I also learn how not to be gay. I say to myself, ‘Well, I may be gay, but at least I’m not like that!’ Rather than attempting to promote one version of gay identity at the expense of others, this course will investigate the stakes in gay identifications and disidentifications, seeking ultimately to create the basis for a wider acceptance of the plurality of ways in which people determine how to be gay.”
Anybody else think this is fucking retarded?