Remember that episode of The Family Guy where Brian gets drunk and makes out with Meg and she falls in love with him only to go all Fatal Attraction on his ass?
Well, this is mutual, at least. Incestuous bestiality… two things that are very, very disgusting and strange.
Yet, who can argue with love????
“Kiss me, my beautiful lady….”
“Ahhh, yes…. and we are dancing cheek to cheek…”
“I am so proud to have such a hottie on my arm…”
“Stolen kisses, my love? Playing hard to get now, are we?”
“Oh, but we are magic, my darling…. pure, raw passion…”