Well, I need some hair advice from all you ladies and gents who wanna sex me up. And, this will require a bit of honesty. Basically, I have the curliest hair on the fucking planet and I loathe it. It’s fug-tastic, alright. Now, normally, I try to conceal the total fugliness by pulling it back but I rather do enjoy wearing it down and since I’m a total girlie girl (shut up) I am trying to come up with a different way to wear it.
And by different… I mean NOT curly.
I am going to post a picture of my most disgusting picture with my gross ass head full of ratty icky icky poo-ness. Please disregard the sheer and utter ugliness you will see here:
Wow. That’s really something. Here’s another example of the straight up fug:
I look mexican, don’t I? And I’m not trying to say that I think mexicans are ugly. I just think that I look like one of the uglier mexicans, that’s all. And there are PLENTY to compare to!
Now, today I finally tamed the beast and just bit the big one and straightened it. Be warned… I am not wearing makeup in this picture, something that drives me crazy. I admit it. I wear makeup. Loads of it. Dean hates makeup and wants me to remain “hippie chic” but I just have far too much fun putting the shit on. In this picture, I look like some shit, but the important thing is for you to assess the hair:
And because I showed you my ugly face, I shall now display one post-makeup to make myself feel better although I am making kissy kissy faces and you can’t even see my fucking hair anyways. But so what.
Now, here is a shot with no makeup that I shall post as proof of my extreme cheerfulness. Looka… I’m sorta happy (ish). An hour prior to this, I was bawling my eyes out as my ulcer, Wendall, started acting up and, as a result, I look a little tanked. Or, maybe I WAS tanked. I don’t remember. But I do know that this was taken sometime this morning.
And this one just because Olivia is so fuckin’ adorable. We look NOTHING alike, huh?
This one is just a bit more evidence, should you need it, of our cuteness. * Note: this time, I included myself in that because I doubt she would look so adorable if my face were not also in the picture. I’m just sayin’. You know… keepin’ it real.
Okay. If I don’t stop now then my dirty pics will end up on here and we do not want that to happen. So, tell me whatcha think… curly or straight?
And please disregard the photos of me without makeup on. I contemplated photoshopping my face out of them but that would have taken forever. Just know that should we end up sleeping together, I shall take the time to pretty myself up for you. (AHEM… Soupster….)
That is all. Good day to you.