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Non d’Oh! Elle a la consommation! August 20, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — the108 @ 3:00 pm

When I was a little girl, I thought that “consumption” meant someone went and got themselves knocked up.

You never hear of men getting the consumption.

“She done got the consumption…” Seriously. Doesn’t that sound like she was fucked a good one and landed herself pregnant?

Who would have thought that it was tuberculosis.

Okay, I’m leaving now.


13 Responses to “Non d’Oh! Elle a la consommation!”

  1. Thomas Says:

    Kyra, a 57-word post?! What the fuck?! Are you OK? We’re used to posts that are at least 500 words from you.

  2. Dixiechick Says:

    Are you having a bad day sweetie?

  3. Dan Says:

    LOL! Yes, you do have a point … if a man completely consumes the woman, you would expect her to become pregnant. That is, unless the man is a cannibal. That’s different.

  4. Susie PSU Says:

    With your drawing ability, you could go to work in the forensic part of drawing suspects as people describe them! Isn’t that a job somewhere??
    I think that would be a fascinating career. Not nerdy, actually pretty cool. Just don’t get a pocket protecter, ok?

  5. Colette, aka Lil Sis Says:

    I’m still waiting for the seriously sauced post…LOL. Hope the surgery went well! Cut the pain killers in half and either save em for later or send them my way! ;-)~ LOL Todays answer: a person’s soul?

  6. Julie Says:

    So are you knocked off your ass on painkillers?

    **smacks forehead** oh man….a convertible…sheesh!!!

  7. Starrlight Says:

    LOL! Never thought of it that way, but yeah it was the wenches who got it!

  8. Rocketstar Says:

    Qu’est-ce que c’est ca, tout le francais que tu utilise?

  9. Bond Says:

    you’ve been tagged

  10. EC Says:

    Is that what that means?? Huh, well I’ll be damned!

  11. Sparky Duck Says:

    hey I learned something. I figured the consumption was too many martinis

  12. Matt-Man Says:

    I just found out the definition of that disease name a couple of weeks ago. Odd. Cheers!!

  13. Bond Says:

    HOLY CRAP! I pulled the cord and the friggin thing worked!

    Freakin convertible…. good golly…what am i am IDJIT

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