Good morning, my little army of anal dwelling butt monkeys. It is Friday and therefore, time for rounds… however today, we shall venture off the medical path and explore the Psychiatric realm. Are you ready?? Get out your legal pad and pen and get ready to take some notes.
Gunter is a 40 year old man who we have had the pleasure of observing for a number of years and he seems to be suffering from a disorder that was previously thought to be schizophrenia. However, after spending much time with him, we no longer feel that that is what we’re dealing with. Let’s see if you can help us out.
Gunter seems to narrow his line of interest to one thing at a time and becomes preoccupied to the point of excluding other activities.
He seems to follow a lot of strange habits often being repetitive in his behaviors and rituals.
Many peculiarities have been noted in his speech and language.
His thought process seems to be comprised of series of extensive logical and technical patterns of thought.
Gunter often has socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior and interpersonal interaction with his peers.
Cannot understand the concept of non verbal communication, body language, etc.
His movements and motor skills are quite clumsy and uncoordinated.
Where it is very clear that Gunter does not lack emotions, he does often seem to be more able to attach to objects rather than people.
Gunter seems to have poor central coherence and focuses so much on the minute details that he seems to miss seeing the big picture.
Gunter becomes very agitated under fluorescent lighting and the flicker of computer or television screens gives him headaches.
Well, Gunter seems to be all out of whack. Do your research and let me know what you think this poor bastard is going through so that we can start treatment. Leave your thoughts in the comments section but know that comment moderation is on as to prevent accidental spoilers. Incorrect answers will be posted and correct answers will be hidden.
The first intern to correctly diagnose Gunter will receive THIS classic Man O War Anthology album: