And I didn’t think it could get any better than the great, big, ol’ can of Whoop Ass but then, per the children’s dinner request, Dean came home with THIS gem:
These, my friends, are DWIGHT YOAKAM’S Chicken Licken’s Chicken Fries. My kids are a big fan of Burger King’s chicken fries and asked Dean if he could buy them some from the grocery. These were the only ones they had and little did he realize until he got home, that they are extra delicious because they are Dwight Yoakam’s. And, at a dollar a box, they’re not just the most white trash food on the planet, they’re also a steal.
Best served with a frosty can of Whoop Ass.