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Scorpio July 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — the108 @ 5:13 pm

I’ve been worrying like crazy, lately, about my status as a living being. Since I’m a Scorpio and Scorpio is ruled by the planet Pluto and Pluto is no longer a planet….. does this mean that I cease to exist???

This is freaking me the fuck out. I’m just a mess over it.


5 Responses to “Scorpio”

  1. Matt-Man Says:

    Oh you are so fucked. Your soul is going to go Super Nova!!

  2. Carol Anne Says:

    I’m a Scorpio, too. I think a triple Scorpio, according to another Scorpio I know that is much more into that stuff than I am. If it’s a problem, I’m screwed three times over.

    However, I think we’re just not supposed to give a flying fuck about it. We’re Scorpios, after all.

  3. ian Says:

    That’s funny; I was going to post a comment here but the entire blog has mysteriously gone blank… 😉


  4. Bond Says:

    Well if you turn around four time quickly…. NO counterclockwise…
    then jump up and down on your right leg 7 times and chant PLUTO RULES…“GOOFY SUCKS” 9 times, you should be OK.

  5. Thomas Says:

    I’m also a Scorpio. It’s not an easy thing, but what are you gonna do?

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