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Friday Rounds July 27, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — the108 @ 2:57 pm

Good morning, my crunchy, little intern nuggets. Today’s patient is a 26 year old woman who is presenting with the following symptoms:

-After spending a few hours out in the sun the patient noticed a rash not typical with a sunburn that was spreading across her face. The rash started out with an acne-like appearance and then became more scaly.

-Has been experiencing cramping and swelling in her hands.

-Frothy and tea colored urine

-Swelling in the ankles

-Chronic headaches resulting in dizziness and poor vision.

-episodes of shortness of breath and chest pains.

-ongoing, extreme exhaustion.

-sores and ulcers in the mouth.

-hair loss

-abdominal discomfort, nausea and vomiting resulting in weight loss.

Whoa. This chick is all screwed up and it’s up to the interns to figure out what is going on so that she may be treated effectively.

As usual, leave your diagnosis in the comments section… wrong answers will be posted, correct answers will not until the end of the day.

Interns who correctly diagnose the patient will be rewarded with THIS sexy moustache:

Good luck!


11 Responses to “Friday Rounds”

  1. Lois Grebowski Says:

    Easy… Systemic Lupus

  2. Matt-Man Says:

    She just had sex with Dick Cheney?

  3. Mrs. OrioleGal9 Says:

    Good god….I have no earthly idea!

    But she needs help STAT

  4. Dixiechick Says:

    It wasn’t only Dick Cheney she had sex with I believe Dub-ya was there too.. 😉

  5. Brian in Mpls Says:

    I know it is not the clap from personal experience

  6. Little Sis Says:

    Jesus Christ..that just sounds miserable. Not only is her face screwed she’s got it coming out both ends! That sucks enough on it’s own..I have no clue what the hell is wrong with her, but I sure as hell hope it never happens to me! LMAO!

  7. the108 Says:

    And Lois wins the moustache!!!

    This poor bitch has lupus!

  8. Lois Grebowski Says:

    OMG! I do?

    Oh no! I thought it was just a summer cold…

  9. ian Says:

    It kind of sounds like radiation poisoning. Was she tanning in Chernobyl?


  10. Starrlight Says:

    Yup the first symptom gave it away since the rash from the sun looks like a wolf’s markings…aka Lupus 😛

  11. Dan Says:

    I think if I had that moustache I’d be sneezing constantly. 🙂

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