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Little Photographers June 22, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — the108 @ 6:28 am

Interesting things happen when your four year old gets a hold of your camera. Owen, giggling like a fucking lunatic, ran from room to room snapping pictures of everything he saw. The result when I went through the pictures made me snort Mt.Dew out of my nose.

Included in the pictures were a few snapshots of cat shit that he took of the litterbox. He also barged in on me while I was taking a shit and before I could wipe my ass and chase him down to kill him, he had gotten a few shots off. There were nonsense photos and a few where you could tell he was trying to take a good one and then… the last picture on the camera had me in a fit.

Owen had tried to take a picture of his own ass.

This picture is far too graphic to show and had to be deleted off my camera before I could get arrested. Owen had clearly bent over as far as he could to get a good shot and all you see is this extraordinary close up of his face backdropping his butthole and his ballsack.

It is so perfectly lined up that it appears that he has a ballsack for a nose.

I could have shit my pants right then and there had I not shit a few minutes prior to discovering this little gem. Really. It was insane.

Here are the non pornographic photos Owen took:


2 Responses to “Little Photographers”

  1. Empress Bee (of the High Sea) Says:

    when my son was little he went on a field trip with my camera and his photos were his lunch, his drink with his lunch, the trashcan where he threw his lunch remains, and the table where he ate his lunch. that’s about it…

    smiles, bee

  2. Dixiechick Says:

    Those are so freaking funny. Especially the one where you are making that face on the crapper. Looks like you’re constipated and can’t get it out… BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *runs away* 😉

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