Inside the mind of America’s (raunchy, foul mouthed, overly opinionated, sexually aggressive, incredibly offensive, fly by the minute, ridiculously absurd, often times erratic, psychologically questionable) Sweetheart.

Drum Roll Please…… June 13, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — the108 @ 8:40 am

Emi is here. I cannot steal any of the108’s thunder so I will leave the details for her (this is Dean by the way). I will say that she was born at 6:13pm on the 12th and weighed in at 7lbs 11oz at a length of 19 and 3/4 inches. She has very dark hair and looks a lot like her brother Owen did at birth. Kyra and Emi are fine and resting at the hospital and I am writing this at almost 2am and just arriving home so I need some goddamn sleep. Stay tuned becuase the story that goes along with the birth today is something you don’t want to miss and I’m sure that Kyra will have lots to tell. We are hoping for her return home tomorrow but possibly not until tursday morning. If she keeps giving the nurses the kind of hell they have experienced from her thus far they may be calling me in a few hours to get her the fuck away from them!!!

Seacrest out. Oh, and me too.


10 Responses to “Drum Roll Please……”

  1. ~paige~ Says:

    Great news Dean…I am glad to hear that it all went well and that both are doing well. We expect nothing less from Kyra then putting the hospital staff through complete hell

  2. Lois Grebowski Says:

    WOO HOO!

    Can’t wait to meet Emi! So glad to hear mom and baby are doing well.

  3. Brian in Mpls Says:


  4. Empress Bee (of the High Sea) Says:

    wonderful news! so glad they are both fine and will wait for all the (juicy i am sure!) details!

    (drat! missed the pool. i imagined it to be earlier! of course i never said it, just thought it, but still… i lose!)

    smiles, bee

  5. Dotty Says:

    YAY!!so glad to hear its over, and she and mom are doing great!!:)

  6. Thomas Says:

    High-five!!! Now you two go make some sexy time ASAP!!!

  7. Mags Says:


    I am so happy to hear that everyone is OK and I can’t wait to hear the stories!


  8. EC Says:

    Fabulous news!! Congratulations to both of you!!!!!!!!

  9. Rocketstar Says:

    Congrats!!! I can’t wait until the108 gets back to spew the story.

    She has been away from the writing for a few days so she’ll be bursting at the seams (no pun intended) to write. It will be good….

  10. jolie-jordan Says:

    Great News…I’m glad they are both doing okay and the worst should now be over…well until Emi is 13 or so. Congrats! to all.


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