Conversations that married people have:
(In one act~)
Me: Dean? Does it bother you that we’re so different? That I’m very good looking and you’re….. not disgusting? That I’m intelligent and you’re sort of….. bordering on mental retardation? That I’m clever and witty and you’re a tad… dense?
Dean: That you’re delusional and I’m….. sane? No. Not one bit.