Inside the mind of America’s (raunchy, foul mouthed, overly opinionated, sexually aggressive, incredibly offensive, fly by the minute, ridiculously absurd, often times erratic, psychologically questionable) Sweetheart.

Paternity Test December 24, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — the108 @ 3:51 am

After almost two years of wondering who Olivia’s real father is, I think I’ve finally figured it out:

It’s uncanny, really, that at Olivia’s ugliest, she looks like the illegitimate result of a drunken bender with Nick Nolte. Poor Liv.

And poor me when she finds out I posted this horrid picture of her all over the internet.


One Response to “Paternity Test”

  1. Mags Says:

    Yup. She’s totally going to kill you.

    You’d better hope Blogger’s gone by the time she’s old enough to search this…

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